THE UGLY BEAST

A bad nightmare about the Ugly Beast made him wake up. But it was too late. The Ugly Beast was already too deep under his skin. He decided to run for President of the United States of America. Against all odds, he succeeded.

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I, King Max, announce that I'm running for President of the United States of America. I'm new, fresh, independent, and I'm not a politician. I'm not a magician, and I have no tricks up my sleeve. Though I'm small, I don't fit into anyone's pocket. My back doesn't feature a third hand. I have no strings attached. I have no acting skills; I'm simply a working man. And, above all, I take cues from nobody but you, the people.